Confessing Evangelical

Ordinary Americans give their views on the London bomb attacks, as reported by The Onion. I particularly enjoyed the Irish-American's comment:

"What? Did these madmen not hear the
world denounce these acts just weeks ago?"

"Well, it certainly led to a lot of poorly Photoshopped
crying lions and unicorns in my e-mail."

"The sad thing is, London may now develop
anti-Pakistani racism for the first time in its history."

"Whatever dangers London may face, I am confident
that the strong leadership of Her Majesty
the Queen can handle any challenge."

"Are the Brits flying into a blind rage and invading
an oil-producing country for no reason? Well, why not?"

"As an Irishman, I think whoever's behind
this should be found and punished if it isn't us."